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Dissecting the Side-Screen Roll Since 2006

Clippers 97, Miami 96

Posted by Kevin Arnovitz On November 30, 2008 at 7:07 am

Familiarity is one of the true pleasures of following a pro sports team.  It’s the same comfort you derive from turning on a really good TV series and knowing all the character attributes of Detective Jimmy McNulty, or Coach Eric Taylor, or Don and Betty Draper.  The Clippers team of recent years was instantly recognizable by its principal players and its style, even if the team never achieved more than a conference semifinal berth.

Tonight’s victory is nice, but it’s also a little bit disarming.  In previous years, you had a firm understanding of how and why the Los Angeles Clippers won or lost basketball games.  Tonight, good things happen…but they’re not immediately perceptible, even if you follow the team closely.  It’s the dizzying experience of making good money at the craps table, even though you haven’t quite learned the game yet.

How can we begin to make sense of a team whose most tenured starter is second-year man, Al Thornton?

The Clippers stage this victory with an impressive 13-0 run in the 4th quarter — a sequence during which the Clips capitalize on 5 of their 6 possessions, while denying Miami a single point:

  • [4th, 6:06] Mike Taylor is running point for the Clips.  Baron Davis, Al Thornton, Zach Randolph, and Marcus Camby are also out there.  Eric Gordon is having his hamstring attended to on the sideline.   The play call here is familiar — LA-1: A post set for Baron Davis.  Rookie Mario Chalmers is a quick defender, but he’s no match for the stronger Davis on the block.  Baron backs Chalmers down with his left shoulder, then dupes the rookie — and Udonis Haslam, the help defender — with a nifty baseline spin move.  Miami 86, Clippers 82
  • [4th, 5:43] With EJ out, Baron Davis has the Wade assignment.   The Heat are slow to move.  Wade eventually gets it over to Michael Beasley on the perimeter against Randolph.  Beasley easily takes Randolph off the dribble, but as he reaches the paint, the Miami rookie runs into Marcus Camby.   He kicks it out to Daequan Cook way out beyond the arc for a contested 3PA that’s no good.  Credit Camby for the help on penetration, and Thornton for not sloughing off the shooter.
  • [4th, 5:24] The Clippers have a serious size and strength advantage on Miami, and they’re going to exploit that edge to its fullest.  This time it’s Al Thornton against the smaller Cook at the exact same spot Baron Davis converted just a minute ago.  Al destroys Cook with an explosive dribble-drive and does everything but finish.  Randolph is there to collect the trash on the tip-in.  The Clippers finish the game with a 14-9 advantage on the offensive glass.  Miami 86, Clippers 84
  • [4th, 5:04]  Miami has fallen in love with this hand-off/pick set up high with Wade and Beasley.   The Clips double Wade as he receives the ball.  Wade goes hard to the hole, then gives Haslam — wide open underneath because Camby has to help — a perfect pass that deflects out of bounds.  Off the inbounds, Wade tries to create up top against Baron Davis.  He works himself a little space for a 20-footer that doesn’t fall.  Camby rebounds.
  • [4th, 4:45]  The Clippers push it up quickly: Taylor to Davis.  Upcourt, Randolph has managed to slip underneath Haslam, and nobody is better at finding his guy underneath in transition than Baron Davis.  In addition, few brutish big men have softer hands than Zach Randolph.  The pass is beautiful, with pinpoint precision.  Randolph converts the easy layup, gets fouled, and sinks the FTA.  Clippers 87, Miami 86. The Clips won’t trail again.
  • [4th, 4:25]  Another hand-off for Wade up high, this time with Haslam.  Mike Taylor and Camby do good help work here, and Wade kicks it outside to Cook on the weak side perimeter.  Cook puts it on he floor and drives the gut of the lane, but has his shot swatted away by Camby.   Unfortunately, Camby comes up limping.  Enter Mardy Collins with :07 left on the shot clock.  The Clippers have lost their size advantage and their best interior defender.   Off the inbounds, the ball goes to Wade who, again, is met by a swarm of white jerseys in the paint.  Wade kicks it out again to Cook, who misses a 20-footer with Collins in his face.
  • [4th, 3:59] High S/R on the right side with Baron Davis and Zach Randolph.  The Heat trap Davis and Randolph rolls to the hole, where he’s picked up by Beasley.  Davis opts for Mardy Collins on the left-side perimeter.  Collins loses the handle, and the ball squirts into the backcourt where Davis picks it up.  The Clippers are now in improv mode with :08 left on the clock.  It’s a S/R with Davis-Thornton.   As Davis penetrates, Beasley helps, leaving Randolph wide, wide, wide, wide, wide open on the right corner.  Davis finds Randolph, who drains the 3PM.  Clippers 90, Miami 86. Prior to this season, Randolph had hit 53 3PMs in his first seven seasons in the NBA [he hit one in his first 4 seasons].  Power to D’Antoni.
  • [4th, 3:47]  This is an electric, why-you-watch-pro-basketball series.  High S/R on the left side with Wade & Shawn Marion.   As Wade moves right of the screen, Thornton gets his hand in, picks Wade’s pocket, and dashes with the ball into the open court.  As Al drives the break, he’s got Chalmers in front of him and Wade in close pursuit.  Al eludes the former, but as he goes up for the layup, Wade closes, then skies at the rim to swat Thornton’s shot out of bounds.  Off the inbounds, Collins finds Taylor alone on the weak side for a good, open look from about 17 feet.  The shot misses.
  • [4th, 3:14]  Miami’s offense is lethargic.  Chalmers will lead this possession, and the best the Heat can come up with is Daequan Cook swinging around a screen for an 18-footer on the left side that clanks off the rim.  Randolph is underneath for the rebound.
  • [4th, 3:00]  High S/R with Baron and Zach Randolph.  Baron drives right.  As he crosses the foul line, he lasers a short pass to Thornton who initially seems surprised.   Thornton is inside the restricted circle.  All this requires is a Dominique-esque double clutch by Al for the layup and one.  Clippers 93, Miami 86.

Ramona Shelburne had an interesting post on Thanksgiving Day about Baron’s mood since the Randolph acquisition:

Baron Davis’ mood seems to have brightened considerably in the last week. Basically, as soon as the Randolph trade went down, and about the same time Eric Gordon and Mike Taylor have gotten it going. BD seems to really enjoy mentoring the rookies.

That rosier mood is easily detectable tonight.  If you want to draw an optimistic prognosis off this game, it would go something like this:

The stylistic conflict between Baron Davis and Mike Dunleavy has been resolved with a logical — if imperfect — middle-ground.  Each man gets something he wants from the new roster:  Mike Dunleavy gets a big, physical team that can control the block offensively in the halfcourt.   For Dunleavy, that model fits squarely into his comfort zone.  Meanwhile, Baron Davis gets a guy in the post with soft hands who knows how to capitalize on his improvisational whims, and create opportunities with a little less structure [unlike Kaman, who needs a measurable amount of time and space to score].  Eric Gordon represents an appealing overlap of their sensibilities — a physical guard who can spread, slash, and defend.  Marcus Camby can mitigate the defensive liabilities Randolph presents, which should lessen Dunleavy’s agita.

However you feel about the longterm value of the Randolph acquisition, this should make for some fascinating basketball.

  1. Best Ever? Said, Thank goodness Clippers didn’t re-sign BRAND for life. With addition of Randolph, this team has aexpanded its base. And it’s solid one. And they can expand this team further by trading Kaman & Ricky Davis. In return they can add some depth at defensive end. And they must.

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    1. Stian Said,

      Thank God indeed.

      Age aside, Zach is much better and more versatile on offense than EB and not as bad a defender as people say - at least if last night is any indication. Philly is gonna regret giving Brand that kind of money because the guy is definitely on the downside of his career.

      Seeing the Sixers not make the playoffs or lose in the first round will be a beautiful thing indeed.

      Reply to Stian

      Posted on November 30th, 2008 at 2:20 pm

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  2. jb_baby Said,

    Having Jason Williams retire, and Ricky Davis injured is a blessing so that Mike Taylor and Eric Gordon get some burn. DB, EJ and Taylor are a very strong 3 guard rotation. You know it’s best that Camby play ~32-34 min/gm and with Kaman healthy and Zach there is enough mins to go around. If there are no injuries the Clippers will dramatically improve - might not be a playoff team but will be a tough draw night in and night out.

    Reply to jb_baby

    Posted on November 30th, 2008 at 10:29 am

  3. neiljphx Said,

    Certainly BD looked happier. He probably smiled more last night than during all the other games combined. Probably most of us did.
    I can’t get too excited yet based on the mess we made and the record we’ve got, but this group improving on what we saw tonight should at least be in most games as they are winding down.

    Reply to neiljphx

    Posted on November 30th, 2008 at 11:18 am

  4. Petey Said,

    “Meanwhile, Baron Davis gets a guy in the post with soft hands who knows how to capitalize on his improvisational whims, and create opportunities with a little less structure”

    Like I’ve been trying to tell ya…

    You actually have an interesting team all of a sudden.

    And you don’t have to fire-sale Kaman, but if something interesting were to come up…

    —–

    “Familiarity is one of the true pleasures of following a pro sports team. It’s the same comfort you derive from turning on a really good TV series and knowing all the character attributes of Detective Jimmy McNulty, or Coach Eric Taylor, or Don and Betty Draper.”

    Did you catch the video of the tuxedo gag Baron put the rookies through?

    Reply to Petey

    Posted on November 30th, 2008 at 11:57 am

  5. Road map to win 46 Said,

    Road ahead is tough. Every game should be their last game. Need to play with that kind of intensity. And this bunch is tough & have plenty of pride.

    Randolph, Baron, Thornton, Camby, Gordon & Taylor are focused on winning. They will fight hard every game. Win or lose it’s going to be fun watching Clippers in action.

    But to win 46 games this season, they need to target following outcome:

    Dec.: 10W - 5L
    Jan.: 11W - 5L
    Feb.: 10W - 3L
    Mar.: 7W - 7L
    Apr.: 5W - 3L

    Current: 3W-13L

    End of season projection: 46W - 36L

    Reply to Road map to win 46

    Posted on November 30th, 2008 at 12:13 pm

  6. waughtang Said, I was at the game last night and i saw a well oiled machine… or as well oiled a machine as you can see from a clippers game. I must say, before seeing it first hand, i was a staunch supporter of keeping kaman. He’s a value and a big man with a ton of potential. After last night i think it’s time to move him. Putting him and Randolph down low is a mistake, too much going on down there and two very different styles that both need attention. camby is the perfect compliment to a guy like Randolph. Camby plays amazing D, zbo does what he does down low, bd works much better with zbo than kaman, thorton gives us the slasher we need and eg is our scorer. that’s a well balanced line up - not a collection of talents but a well hinged wheel… and as the spurs, pistons, bulls and today’s lakers show us, a collection of talent isnt the answer - a well balanced team is. I hate to say it… but it’s time to move Kaveman. He’s too valuable to not be a starting center and get a ton of touches, and doing that here is going to hurt us. we can move chris and get a perimeter player of note… then we have a team. in 2 years? hopefuly djordan will be a solid banger down low and will play that defensive minded center that camby does, letting zbo be our offense down there - and hopefully a trade of kaman gives us offensive out side. i wouldnt have said this without watching the game up close first hand and seeing the balance work. so what is seriously an option when it comes to trading chris? oh.. and fire dunlevy.

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    1. Stian Said, The Clippers would make a HUGE mistake if they traded Kaman right now. If Odom, who is a starter on most teams, can come off the bench for the Lakers then Kaman can certain do the same for the Clippers. Kaman and Camby are both injury prone - if one goes down we still have the other alongside Zach. That’s how it should be. If we’re gonna move a big man - let it be Skinner or Davis.

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      1. Wade Said, I agree. Everyone is so gung ho on trading Kaman or Camby or whoever. Let the friggin team be for a while. What’s wrong with having a lot of big men? Lets just sit back and see what we actually need come the trade deadline. But right now w/ EJ playing like he is I think we are pretty set.

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        1. clipseshow Said, We’re gung ho, because for once this year…the team actually had a consistent rhythm throughout the game. Kaman is a good center with raw skills. He just doesn’t have the IQ for the game. If we were to trade Kaman, we should do it earlier than later while his stock is still high. Also, there is no one solid to back-up Gordon at the SG position. Maurdy Collins is TRASH! I think by mid-season, Jordan can earn minutes next to Skinner backing up Camby and Randolph. If we can get a SG/SF in return for Kaman, that’ll be great. Kaman for Jason Richardson? Kaman for Shawn Marion?

          Reply to clipseshow

          1. Stian Said,

            Dude, Kaman is ALWAYS gonna be a tradeable asset because he has a reasonable contract for what he brings as a big man (which is top 5 or 6 in all the major categories - FG%, PPG, RPG).

            What the hell do we need a 1/2 year rental of Shawn Marion for (who, btw, showed how much he has declined since he got traded)?! Ridiculous!

            And why would we trade a Kaman, who is one of the top Cs, for an injury prone aging SG like J-Rich so he can take away minutes from Eric Gordon who is starting to really find his way and will be our best player very soon?

            People need to stop proposing stupid trades for Kaman.

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            Posted on December 1st, 2008 at 3:32 am

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  7. Trading Kaman is a necessity Said, Let’s trade Kaman for a rookie & future draft pick(1st round.

    Reply to Trading Kaman is a necessity

    1. Stian Said, How is that gonna work out salary-wise pray tell?

      Reply to Stian

      1. Wade Said,

        So long as both teams have the cap room it doesn’t matter.

        Reply to Wade

        Posted on November 30th, 2008 at 2:37 pm

      Posted on November 30th, 2008 at 2:37 pm

    Posted on November 30th, 2008 at 2:37 pm

  8. pipedreams Said,

    Kevin, I watched last night’s game from up high — not far from your seats, in fact.
    I’m trying to see more of the game, trying to pick up the picks and schemes you see, so I don’t have to wait for your blog to be enlightened.
    And, whatever the 500 page Clipper playbook is, it was completely opaque to m last night. A lot of one-on-one stuff, some occasional picks and screens, penetration-and-dish, but mostly looking pretty improvised.
    As for the Heat — everything is keyed off of Wade — he either has the ball, or is threatening to get it.
    Was this anomalous? Or do I still need more enlightenment?

    Reply to pipedreams

    Posted on November 30th, 2008 at 3:05 pm

  9. ian Said, Loved the win, I think it’s encouraging, and think that the unit that played last night could actually do some damage,but i still kinda think you guys’ extreme reactions are funny. I mean…we only beat Miami. I’m pretty sure they have a losing record. And our defense is still atrocious! A better 3 point shooting team would have absolutely destroyed us (Baron apparently only plays d & closes out on shooters during the last 4 min of the game…). Also, as great as ZBO looked, we’re going to need a defensive 4 (Tyrus Thomas, anyone?) to complement him because our opponents were running their offense through whomever he was guarding last night ((This included UDONIS HASLEM!!! He gave up like 12 1st quarter points to UDONIS HASLEM!!!)) & it’s clear that neither kaman nor camby can (or want to) play any minutes at the 4.

    Reply to ian

    1. andrew Said,

      I agree, randolph and camby are not good at all when it comes to perimeter defense. Beasley would have been quiet if not for those two guarding him.

      Reply to andrew

      Posted on November 30th, 2008 at 5:00 pm

    Posted on November 30th, 2008 at 5:00 pm

  10. EricGordonsAnkleBrace Said,

    Don’t trade kaman. SG’s are a dime a dozen. Centers are worth holding on to.

    Reply to EricGordonsAnkleBrace

    Posted on November 30th, 2008 at 5:08 pm

  11. sensei ronald panlilio Said,

    I believe in keeping their three headed monster upfront. There are certain matchups for kaman, where he can dominate. But regardless the injury history of kaman and camby dictates that they need a strong big man on the bench like randolph. Randolph and Mike taylor and ricky davis could be a very dangerous inside/outside 2nd unit to come and do damage like the lakers unit. And if randolph is hot, then leave him in for the fourth quarter. The lakers and boston are showing how important it is to have a strong bench unit against the best teams in the league. If at the end of the year this unit is still losing, then you might want to deal kaman for some young talent or high draft choices, but I would not break them up until we get a chance to see them work together. I dont want to to see paul davis getting major minutes. I believe deandre jordan will be a good bench option, once he gets more coaching. I would love to see steve novak, ricky davis firing jumpshots off when they are in the game. We did not aquire them to run the offense or make passes, they are supposed to be three point shooting speciallists. I also would love to see baron, gordon and thornton to continue to attack the rim so we can get more free throws. And it would be excellent if baron could shoot over 40 percent from the field, hopefully he can improve his shot selection. But beating wade, marion, and beasley is a good win for now. I have been at 3 games this year already, and normally it just seems like they lose it when the second unit is in, or they just start making mistakes in the fourth quarter. Hopefully having another low post presence can keep us in games, or even give us the lead when he comes into the game. I have been a clippers fan ever since kobe gave me reason to mistrust him as a husband and teammmate. I like the direction the clippers are going, and I plan to keep them as my team. I just really hope they start winning and using the talent they have. I thought they played better with kim hughes at coach the other day, I wonder if he would be a good guy to take over as head coach, and let dunleavy focus as a gm.

    Reply to sensei ronald panlilio

    Posted on November 30th, 2008 at 6:51 pm

  12. HP Said,

    I really liked the intensity last night. They were really trying to penetrate and get good shots. I didn’t see all that many bad shots. A lot of BD’S misses I thought came as the shot clock was winding down.
    Thornton is beginnning to figure out how to score in this league. I’d be surprised if he doesn’t shoot a lot of free throws as the season progresses.
    Kaman is not going to get traded right now for many many reasons.
    I’ve said this for the last three games: as long as they play good basketball, I have no complaints.

    Reply to HP

    Posted on November 30th, 2008 at 7:50 pm

  13. BoomDizzleisaClipper Said,

    loved the effort last night, awesome to see randolph improve from his first game where he was awful. but did anyone else notice how terrible the dunce coached? i flipped out when he called a timeout at the end with a one point lead and the ball with like 7 seconds left, why would you allow the defense to get set? they were going to have to foul once we got it in, why wouldn’t you quickly just get it in to your best free throw shooter and close out the game? we almost lost because of that steal at the end and it all would have been because of a dumb timeout…the dunce does this stuff all the time and we wonder why our record is terrible…we need to get someone else

    bill simmons put it this way:
    “when you attend Clippers games, you inadvertently earn a Ph.D. in “How To Tell When a Team Despises Their Coach.” Even the football team in “Varsity Blues” liked Bud Kilmer more than the Clippers like Mike Dunleavy. If he doesn’t get fired soon, I would put 10-to-1 odds on a timeout huddle this year when everyone slowly closes in around him, we won’t be able to tell what happened for about 30 seconds, and then they’ll back away to reveal the coach in a bloodied, unconscious lump.”

    Reply to BoomDizzleisaClipper

    Posted on November 30th, 2008 at 8:34 pm

  14. BoomDizzleisaClipper Said, more from bill simmons: “10. In the post-Isiah era, is Mike Dunleavy the single most destructive coach/executive in the NBA right now? Forget that he’s a mediocre coach and an even worse GM, that Clippers fans openly grumble about him during games, that he dresses like a movie usher, that he forced out Elgin Baylor (only an NBA icon and the most beloved employee in the organization), that he clearly has nude photos of somebody important and that can be the only explanation for all of this. Forget that he only succeeded for one season with the Clippers — when Sam Cassell was basically running the team — and screwed up the 2006 playoffs with the forever-indefensible substitution of an ice-cold rookie named Daniel Ewing during the biggest moment of the Phoenix series (when Raja Bell hit the game-tying 3-pointer in Game 5 over, you guessed it, Daniel Ewing). Forget that he spent $65 million on Baron Davis this summer — a player who only thrives in a specific type of freewheeling system — then saddled him in a half-court offense with two centers and about 500 plays. Well done. Way to know your personnel, Mike. Maybe that’s why, within five games, poor Baron was regarding you with the same contempt that somebody’s wife would have if their husband showed up at 7 in the morning reeking of booze and cigarettes and wearing the previous day’s clothes. He couldn’t be more bummed out. It’s not possible. You did this to him. Forget that he blew the only asset he had after Elton Brand screwed over the team — cap space — by acquiring 34-year-old Marcus Camby, as if this team had a chance to contend or something, when he already had another starting center making $10 million a year named Chris Kaman. Forget that he blew any chance they had for a superstar in the Summer of 2010 by dumping Cuttino Mobley’s corpse and Tim Thomas’ corpse to New York for Zach Randolph, leading to a Camby-Randolph-Kaman logjam down low that should go great with Baron’s run-and-gun game. And forget that Camby and Kaman now have matching discount signs around their necks and Dunleavy pretends he isn’t shopping them to other teams. (Quick tangent: The previous two paragraphs were just an incredible sequence of events. There was no rhyme or reason to those three moves other than, “I have no plan whatsoever.” It was like watching someone open an Irish bar in downtown Boston, then serve wine, cheese and caviar to the confused customers. I gotta say, I loved it. As a season-ticket holder who only attends Clipper games to see opposing teams and prays for as much unintentional comedy as possible, this season has been a godsend … and Randolph hasn’t even thrown a punch at Ricky Davis yet. Is it too late to sign Ruben Patterson and Michael Richards? I might send them an extra $2,000 as a “Thank you!”) Again, forget all these things. Just come back with me to two Mondays ago. The Clippers are tied with a depleted Spurs team. Less than 29 seconds remain on the clock. I’m talking to the disgruntled father-son combo behind me (Lenny and Jessie) and make the mistake of saying that the Clips might pull this one out. “No!!!!!” Jessie screams. He grew up going to Clipper games, like me with the Celtics, only the bizarro experience. He knows better. “You don’t understand!” he continues. “They’re going to make the go-ahead shot, and we won’t even get a shot off! That’s how this game is going to end! And it’s going to keep ending this way until you alert the entire country that MIKE DUNLEAVY IS A TERRIBLE COACH AND NEEDS TO GO!!!!!” Well, then. I think I said something like, “Hey, how ’bout those Mets!” and turned back to the game. The Spurs came out of timeout and ran a high screen with Duncan and Roger Mason. Both defenders went with Duncan — of course they did, it’s a poorly coached team — and Mason nailed a wide-open, go-ahead 3-pointer. Eight seconds left. I turned back to Jessie, who was nodding maniacally and screaming, “See! See! Now watch this. We won’t get a shot off!” Dunleavy called timeout to set up a play that obviously should have been, “Baron, we’ll set you a double screen, beat someone off the dribble, pull up and drain a 3-pointer.” Again, Baron Davis is on this team. He lives for these moments. They come out of the huddle. The first sign of trouble: Three-point specialist and 12th man Steve Novak has entered the game for the Clippers. Why? I have no idea. This is a Dunleavy speciality — throw the coldest bench guy in the game in the biggest possible spot. With the Spurs still trickling onto the court after the timeout, we watch in horror as Novak is STRETCHING to get himself loose. He’s stretching! He looks like a 45-year-old guy who just got called into a Thankgiving touch football game. That’s followed by a 20-second timeout, which gives Novak time to perform an impromptu pilates session at the top of the key. At this point, I would have bet my life on a Novak airball to end the game. And thank God nobody took the bet, because this is the play they ran: Ball goes into Baron near midcourt. He dribbles left and hands the ball off to Ricky, who’s coming the other way and stops. A couple of problems here: First, Ricky might be the worst swingman in the league right now. (Look at his stats. He’s an abomination. He’s 29 years old going on 47. Through 13 Clipper games before he was mercifully benched, Ricky was shooting 27.2 percent from the field and 27.3 percent on 3-pointers. At least he’s consistent.) I guarantee that, in the Spurs huddle, Popovich never said the words, “Look, be careful with Ricky Davis, don’t let him beat us!” You can imagine his delight as Ricky killed time at midcourt. Meanwhile, the clock was dwindling. 5 … 4 … 3. The fans started screaming in horror. This was like watching a little kid wander into traffic. At the two-second mark, Ricky passed to Baron Davis, who had just sprinted a lap around halfcourt — going from the top of the key to the left corner, then under the basket, then to the right corner, and now he was popping out in front of the Clippers’ bench. Normally, this would have been an awesome play if, you know, Baron Davis didn’t have to run a half-court lap in five seconds. I don’t even think Usain Bolt could do this. So Baron catches the pass and has to immediately hoist up a three while flying full-speed the other way after having broken the world record for “fastest half-court lap ever.” As the pass is heading toward Baron, Tim Duncan — one of the smarter players of all time — realizes that, “Hey, there are only two seconds left, as soon as Baron catches this, he has to throw it up.” So he jumps out on Baron. Now Baron catches the ball with his body going 35 mph away from his own basket and two players jumping at him, one of whom is 6-foot-11, so he rushes up a 25-foot 3-point shot. You’re not going to believe this, but it didn’t go in. It didn’t even hit the rim. The good news was that Steve Novak got some solid stretching in. And as we were filing out of the Staples Center in complete and utter disgust, wondering how the Clippers could possibly run a play that took 12 seconds to execute — minimum — when they only had eight seconds, I turned to see a disgusted Jessie again. “Hey, at least the shot hit the backboard,” I joked. “Moral victory!” Jessie couldn’t speak. He’s about 15 more home losses away from pulling a Reverse Artest, charging the court, tackling Dunleavy and serving the mandatory prison sentence. My point is this: Somehow, someway, in one of the most inexplicable turn of events that’s ever happened in this league, Mike Dunleavy is the only person currently coaching an NBA team and handling personnel decisions at the same time. Mike Dunleavy! How does this happen? My head hurts. Bill Simmons is a columnist for Page 2 and ESPN The Magazine. For every Simmons column, as well as podcasts, videos, favorite links and more, check out the revamped Sports Guy’s World.

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    1. Danny Manning's Knee Said, As much as I hate Sports Guy’s rants on the Red Sox, Pats and Celtics, he’s right on here. He raises a pertinent question: “How the HELL is MIKE FREAKIN’ DUNLEAVY the only GM/coach in the entire NBA?!” Personally, this embarrasses me more than anything else a Clipper fan. That being said, I was happy with the win. A W is a W, but c’mon, the Clips nearly snatched defeat from the jaws of victory!. BoomDizzle is absolutely right. Dunce, as usual, was overthinking and almost lost us the game with that ill-advised time-out. I know there are different philosophies as to when to call a TO, but, at this point, I refuse to give Dunce the benefit of the doubt on any of his decisions. 5 years=1 playoff appearance. Actually, I guess he’s not such a Dunce since he convinced DTS to break the bank on his salary after the lone playoff appearance. Jesus.

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      1. Stian Said,

        Dunleavy may be lacking severely as a coach but so is Baron Davis as a point guard. This guy can only play Nellie ball where defense is an afterthought at best - he is so far from a complete basketball player it’s a damn joke. 2nd tier all the way - that’s the main reason why this team is 3-13.

        Reply to Stian

        Posted on December 1st, 2008 at 3:36 am

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  15. brad Said,

    I actually thought Baron had some good possessions on Wade Defensively in the 4th. But overall he hasn’t lived up to the expectations. But i think he will by the time it is all said and done.

    Reply to brad

    Posted on December 1st, 2008 at 8:45 pm


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