The Los Angeles Clippers today signed free agent power forward God to a one-day contract.
And no, we’re not talking about International Basketball League guard God Shammgod. (Though they could probably use him too.) We’re talking God God. The big guy up above. Apparently, he’s got a great back-to-the-basket type of game and nice soft hands.
The almighty will make an appearance before Saturday’s game at the Fox Hills Mall in Culver City.