Help is on the Way

Not to mention that even God can do only so much on a pick and roll with Brian Skinner….

This won’t work because God won’t listen to Dunleavy and he deplores an ISO system. I heard from reliable sources that God hates Dunleavy and has been bad mouthing him for years. Plus, if we sign God, he will tear his ACL within a week and Jasen Powell will have to amputate his leg. Can you imagine the retribution that will follow? It will not be pretty. The entire Clippers team will spotaneously combust and we will lose another game in an entirely new and morbid fashion.

Which god has the most arms? I heard deflections a huge stat for Dunleavy

i’m with QD. let’s see mardy collins get minutes over a six-armed hindu deity.

Check out god Making this clutch shot in college!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

So wait, Yaroslav Korolev ISN’T god?

The Clipps do have a team Pastor. I met him one day when I was out jogging in a clipps shirt at a park. He seemed surprised a clipper fan would go out in public showing his/her affliation. I was surprised the team had a Pastor.

Although that was last year and I remember him saying that Maggette, Brand, Sam, and Mobley were religious. Especially Maggs. Looking at our current roster, I don’t know if he’s still employed. Unless Baron’s grandma still makes him go to chuch.

i dont kno what to say other than clippers management has got to be replaced. al thornton needs to go to the bench or get traded for a more competent wing. baron needs to condition himself better and stop getting injured. and we should just trade kaman already. he’s had a sore foot since november. unbelievable. even god cant help this team

I got Rick Roll’d!!!