Over at Bleacher Report, I gave midseason grades to each member of the Clippers. Click here to read the full piece. Here is an excerpt:
Let’s start with the good.
Well, there’s the hair.
Hawes’ locks are developing faster than Anthony Davis. He started the season with a Jason Segel-like do (circa I Love You, Man). He matched it with a Michael Moore beard. But not full-on Michael Moore. More like the type of beard a Michael Moore impersonator would wear or grow.
But we should all be afraid of the hair. It’s evolving.
Now, Hawes has the ponytail action going. Actually, it’s not even really a ponytail. It’s more of a steeple, as if his head is the top floors of the Empire State Building and his hair is where all of New York‘s radio stations send off their broadcast signals.
Whatever it is, Evan Fournier approves. Alfalfa and the rest of the rascals probably would, too.